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Knoebels Three Ponds Golf Club

Knoebels Three Ponds Golf Club

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954 PA-487, Elysburg, Pennsylvania, 17824, United States
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Apr 28, 2018
Family, tradition, laughter, and the best bumper cars ever! We miss the elderly man that ran the bumper cars but the park has put up portraits of him in his honor. Clean , good food, our favorite is the Pizza! Camping available too!

Feb 20, 2018
Stopped by for the Nickle Plate Restaurant. They weren't open yer. Mam at golf shop wa svery friendly and helpful. We love Knoebels everything!!

Mar 17, 2018
Great food. Live music. Friendly staff. Enough said.

Feb 13, 2018
Ordered the tender loin sandwich. The meat inside was not tender loin. Guessing it was ma much cheaper cut likely sirloin

Jan 25, 2018
So after last night at "The Church" I come here to relax and play golf. So I start a normal game of 18 holes with a few people and I begin my pro golf strat. You see the true soviet strat is to launch so many golf balls you dig a secondary hole about 50 meters by 50 meters. After about 50 minutes though of my intense game some pigdog from "management" comes by and asks what I'm doing, and that they have a second group waiting to start. At this point though my hole is only about 25 by 25, so it was completely unacceptable to leave this a soviet failure. So I told him to screw off and let me finish. He started to threaten to throw me out of the club if I didn't leave now! This is no way to treat a comrade. And tha'ts when it dawned on me. This man must be a capitalist pigdog who is trying to stop me from making it to the moon! Trying to beat us with some silly Apollo program. Pffft. The first one didn't even go anywhere and it still failed. Silly western construction. But space aside something needed to be done about this pigdog! So I took my trusty soviet golf ball dispenser (of course I wasn't going to waste golf balls on him, I need them to win golf so I will use smaller metal golf balls) and light him up. The other pigdogs ran like the cowards they were! So I chased them down the road for like 7 or so Kilometers before I had to stop for a drink of water. But by the time I got my drink I had lost them. I'll need to keep an eye of for them... Still when I returned to the golf club the road was blocked by the KGB. Whatever. After last time in Moscow I don't feel like messing with them.

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Mon:8 am - 7 pm
Tue:8 am - 7 pm
Wed:8 am - 7 pm
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